Grapefruit rosemary water
Bitter, herbal, grown-up. The one that tastes least like a health drink.
Every other recipe in this cluster is some version of sweet. This one is not. Grapefruit brings bitterness, rosemary brings a resinous pine note, and together they make something closer to a soft drink for people who dislike soft drinks.
It is the jug that survives in an office fridge, because nobody drinks it by accident thinking it is squash.
How to make it
- Hands on
- 5 min
- Total
- 3 h 5 min
- Makes
- 4 servings
- Per glass
- 8 kcal
Ingredients
Method
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Slice the grapefruit
Slice it thinly with the skin on. Pink or ruby grapefruit is better here than white — less aggressively bitter and a much better colour.
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Wake the rosemary up
Roll each sprig firmly between your hands before it goes in. Rosemary holds its oils tightly and does very little if you just drop it in whole.
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Combine and chill
Add both to the jug, top with cold water, and refrigerate for at least 3 hours.
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Pull the fruit early
Remove the grapefruit after about 4 hours. Like lemon, the pith turns the whole jug harsh if it sits overnight. The rosemary can stay.
Worth knowing
- One sprig is usually plenty. Rosemary goes from pleasant to soapy quickly, and there is no undoing it.
- If it is too bitter for you, a teaspoon of honey stirred into the glass fixes it without sweetening the whole jug.
What it actually does for you
- Calories
- 8 kcal
Bitterness, not nutrition. Grapefruit is rich in vitamin C but almost all of it stays in the segments rather than crossing into the water, and rosemary contributes aroma only. As with every infusion here, the point is that you drink more water, not that the water does more.
How this was worked out: One pink grapefruit (about 230 g) holds roughly 95 kcal, 16 g sugar and 310 mg potassium (USDA FoodData Central, grapefruit, raw, pink and red). Only a fraction leaches out over a few hours, so the 8 kcal per glass is approximate and no mineral figure is claimed.
Variations
- Swap rosemary for thyme — softer and less resinous.
- Add a few juniper berries if you want it to taste faintly of a gin and tonic without the gin.
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Is grapefruit safe with medication?
Not always, and this is worth taking seriously. Grapefruit interferes with an enzyme in the gut that clears a long list of drugs — statins, some blood-pressure and heart-rhythm medicines, certain immunosuppressants and others — which can push blood levels of those drugs higher than intended. The effect comes from the fruit itself, not the dose, so infused water counts. If you take regular medication, check with your pharmacist before making this one a habit, and use the lemon cucumber version instead if in doubt.
Why has my rosemary made it taste soapy?
Too much, or left in too long. Rosemary is potent and it keeps giving. Use one sprig for 1.5 litres, and take it out once the flavour is where you want it.
